total siyapaa

hoye..

kyun beta

khush rakhega na

hamari asha ko?

ji..

zara unchha bol

punjabiyon ka ghar hai!

ji ji khush rakhunga..

gaa..

maaro siyapa

hoye..hoye..

200 liter aansoon

300 kilo gham

god ji batado jayein kahan pe hum

hoye..

haan.. 200 liter aansoon

300 kilo gham

god ji batado jayein kahan pe hum

jyaada takleef hai, thodi si relief hai

aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai

upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa..

total siyapa, hai tera pyaar

chaddeya kootappa

haan mar gaya yaar

total siyapa, hai tera pyaar

chaddeya kootappa

haan marr gaya yaar

hmm mummy teri mainu hate kare

brother tera irritate kare

daddy hamesha lost rehta

sister teri manipulate kare

gabbar saara high rakhe paara

soniye ni pango ka hai yeh pitara

phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa

total siyapaa, hai tera pyaar

chaddeya kootappa

haan mar gaya yaar (repeat once)

haan 200 liter aansoon

300 kilo gham

god ji batado jayein kahan pe hum

jyaada takleef hai, thodi si relief hai

aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai

upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa

rabba bajaiyi ve

total siyapa, hai tera pyaar

chaddeya kootappa

haan mar gaya yaar (repeat once)

kya main sundar nahin hoon?

siyappa, siyapa, siyapa (repeat 2 times)

jab se aaya hoon

kabhi koi santra maar raha hai

kabhi koi goli maar raha hai

kabhi koi gaali de raha hai

kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai

de raha hai.. (repeat 2 times)

dhamki de raha hai..

ek se badhkar ek

namoona ikhatta kiya hua hai

khandaan ne