stop that

mai apne sar par hath

rakh kar kasam khata hu

ki main jo kuch kahunga sch kahuch

sach ke siwa kuch nahi kahunga

lekin main jab bhi kisi se

kuch kahne jata hu

to log kahte hai

stop that stop that

meri bate sunkar dekho hasna sahi

use juth mankar kahi fasna nahi

mai sab sach kahta hu aapki kasam

maine piya nahi whisky bear ya rum

madhuri dixir mili hame raste mein

khaye chale hamne saste mein

usne kaha tere sang shadi rachau

ghar tere aake main parathe pakau

madhuri ko kaha mere ghar na aana

sabere ko bol diya na baba na

chahe dahej mein de

mujhe koi sone ka car

ya aake de de mujhe heero ka har

par shadi ke liye

main to abhi kacha hu

abhi so sal ka bacha hu

mere daddu pahne dypar

chasme par unke whiper

daddy ki tute haddi

jad khele wo kabaddi

maine awrest pe footbal khela hai

dono hatho se train ko dhakela hai

kusti me dara singh mera chela hai

mere ghodo ka chat ek tabela hai

dhiru bhai ambani aaye leke saaikal

chay pi gaye to muje dena pada bil

harshad maheta muje mila mandir ke dwar

paanch rupe mange usne mujse udhar

blank chek deke maine saain kar di

harshad me se usne sutkesh kharidi

ab income pe koi tax nahi rahega

or so ke note pe mera photo chapega

riswat compulsary karne ka abhiyan hoga

letest feshion ka trend chaddy baniyan hoga

or jo koi bhi chunaw hara sar mundwayega sara

jo bhi dega jhutha bhashan

na milega use rashan

gharwali milegi sabko gungi

officer pahnenge ab sirf lungi

long effort me b operation karenge

sarkari karamchari sab kam karenge

andha kaha chalo film dekhe

langada bola nahi aaja footbal sikhe

ganja puche kaha gaya mera kangha

lule ne mara mukka to hua danga

supari khake mare budha pichkari

andhe nedekha use ek ankh mari

gunga bina sur tal gane laga gane

bahre ne sun ke band kiye apne kan

tabhi ek tingu ped se giraye nariyal

ab se jyada bacho walo

ko to hojayengi jail

pagal beeh aise khele

cricket khele ga pele

mr india rakhe dadi

rambo pahnega sadi

budhe hone pe sabki hight ghategi

sudh hawa pe arkar tax rakhegi

chote bono se paso ki bel khilegi

pyar karne ki permit milegi

aa raha hai mera ek pictur naya

bachan hai villon meri heroine jaya

shubhash ghai ne jab mujhe sign kiya

sath baithke hum dono ne wine piya

jecky chain ko sikhayi maine fight action

mere gano ko churaye mikal jection

actor nahi mai criketar bhi hu

main to kapil se badiya hard haetor bhi hu

tabhi ghabrake gumbling ne shout kiya

jab sachin ko maine bold out kiya

main aur ratan tata

jab lene gaye aata

chkki pe mila tyson

sab ko bech raha tha besan

pt usha ne mujhko drinke

colder diya tha

jab olympic ki daud mein

maine gold liya tha

ek jyotish ne mera hath dekha tha

na hoga koi mere jaisa aisa kaha tha

meri bate sunkar dekho hasna sahi

use juth mankar kahi fasna nahi

main sab sach kahta hu aapki kasam

maine piya nahi whisky bear ya rum

stop that stop that

stop that stop that

stop that stop that

stop that stop that.