maa kasam lyrics – kr$na

yeah, tune line cross kari
toh main ek aur baar line cross karunga
aakhiri baar!

kabhi kabhi chup rehna hi behtar hai
kr$na ab le raha teri keh kar hai
kakarot mein, is game mein, banda hi nahi
meri ghalti kari naam ko lekar hai
faker hai marega to karega na miss koyi
rap ki lugai lagta hai tu miss koyi
jab tak tera fayada tha tu bhi kar raha tha
ra ra jaise mutton wali dish koyi
jhatka laga tha tujhe maharani ke baad
bol beti such hai tu sahi hai na
ceat tyre main nai baat karra pahiye ka
par tere papa ko rubber lagana chahiye tha

ro le tujhmein dum hai na to
paar kare yamuna ko
diss karun tujhe to bolega jaake mama ko
unko to main humesha karta respect
unki kya galti beta nikla nikamma jo

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba black sheep
har track pe main lagta hu athlete
fact chahiye to fact yehi hai
ke tere gaanon mein
mere baare mein koi fact nahi
clear karun to kalamkaar mein hu partner
iska matlab chhote main kise ke bhi neeche nai
neeche to tu anshul aur tony ke
missionary shayad teri lete khade hoke
tere peechhe bhi

kitne me bikega tu daam de
bl*w job wala lagta tu naam se
bunty ko jaake ab ga**d de
teri jali booty beta yeh na koi ramdev
ab gauri hi chinal bas jaaye jahan hai fayada
iss baar bhi tera nasha ruk nahi payega
banaya maine jaake ravan ko ramayana
teri paheli ka anjaam maar khayega

back stabber tu hai beti kahan hai tera aaina
lagta tu pusy jo ki bin wajah aaina
gaana tha bekaar to bole tha main bimaar
jaise nehwal maine aise bahane hai sahe na
agli baar dikhi to tere liye ghusand hai
tujhe laga tu jeeta tujh mein ghamand hai
gaano mere kare tu mere la*d ka zikar
miss spicejet se zaada lagta tujhe pasand hai

ise naapne ja shauk hai
ise naapne ja shauk hai
ise naapne ja shauk hai
ise naapne ja shauk hai
ise naapne ja shauk
ab ye kaanpega khauf se

hashtag fixed match fixed match
sanjeev chawla nahi beta tera shit whack
shakal se tu lagta hai panzy
scandal mein hansie career dooba hua big crash

bole aake kalamkaar se 5 log ne diss kiya
5 log kidhar shayad maine kuchh miss kiya
diss kiya 2 ne rang tere hai dogle
tune bunty ke fan ko praja bol ke enlist kiya
teen din lapata maine kara case close
raga se bhi pade tujhe chutad pe chaped do
ab pauri pal ke gaal ga*nd ke laal
bilkul jaise toone bola is the color of my face bro

high-five jalpari doobi yaane lagi high tide
yeh hype ki hai bhookhi de do thodi limelight
yeh hai fight night to main lagun mike tys’
tu sick like twice i rolled the dice right

studio ki baat tujhe yaad hogi
teri awaaz sune bina sabki saans udi
poori apni janta bhaag uthi
jab tune joote khole aur gandi baas uthi
mr. smelly foot haan
got killed by mr tooth haan
ansul ke aage zyada na jhukna
kahin zyada ghis na jaaye tera ghutna

naya hai sawera dil tera keh ra
aayi janmashtami khatam hua dussehra
lugai wala chehra blouse jaake pehan aa
naach mere aage tab phenkunga paisa

naya hai sawera dil tera keh ra
aayi janmashtami khatam hua dussehra
lugai wala chehra blouse jaake pehan aa
naach mere aage tab phenkunga paisa

role ancient mujse bura lagta hai
tu still ziki meida ka kuda lagta hai
tu soft jaise silk route ke ganga mein kood
bhagirath mein dooba dooba lagta hai tu

wo voice note diss game se purana
bhadkaane ka tareeka bhi lame hai tumhara
afsos gaurav ko main paal nahi paa raha
kyuki paale maine kutte par saanp nahi pala
aur harjas chupa rustam ke time pe
humne use bola bro mat kar diss tu
par usne bola bhai mujhe karna hai
wo hai uski marzi and we don’t have an issue

baat karun sirf apne liye
aur mujhe maharani se nafrat hai
taan ke ghumun main seena jaise shatrughan
kitno ko diya janam lagta kr$na hi dashrath hai
natkhat hai gopala teri haandi na tod de
phir safed makhan milega tere honth pe
track pe to yahan saare bante hain hard
par milke dar se ho jaate ye totle

kar meri baat main to karta hoon drugs nahi
maal nahi phoonkta aur deta main fu*ks nahi
tujhe lagi badi chull sach ki
tu karta hai dono ab bol yeh sach nahi
sach yahi tu chahta hai hype
tu chahta hai raftaar kare tujhe reply
toone kara diss jisne maana tujhe bhai
taaki tu ban jaaye ek aur bantai

diss kyun kare use jis-se li udhari toone
sadma laga aakhirkaar kaate baal phir
jaake kaali kari sunehre wali ye daadhi toone
jalpari mar padi phir se mara li tune
you ain’t beethoven but i’m menad to bach
you’re elementary, i’m dropping penitentiary bars

leave’em potentially scarred
they pretend to be hard until i’m waving the stick
making the symphony start
views kam aaye to lagaye tone ad, that’s fact
comment daale fake wale whack, that’s fact
daale pre written wale rap, that’s fact
deadline mein hi hua tera wrap, that’s fact

pehle diss phir bole no hate
chhotu tu kehna kya chahata hai
above the belt ki baat kare
par maza to tujhe below the belt rehne mein aata hai
mujhe jod mat kisi aur ke usool se
do baar liya l jaise toone cool j
mere balls kyun paas tere munh ke
jaise lete shot jab leit ke tum pool mein

aaj awam khush teri praja gaad ke
ab miloonga tujhe main tere ghar ke paas mein
tu bana raha diss aur main bana raha hit
dekh lenge kaun kya karta hai iss saal mein

3 gaane baad bhi mujhe ye daad dere
teri khushiyan khatam kari raat leke
ab life apni kar mujhe dedicate
kar thoda meditate
poori zindgi mujhe jawab dete
karu jo bhi bolun and i don’t talk shit boy
agli bara jawab mera hoga nahi diss boy
tujhe lage 3 gaane karne reply
mera ek gaana kare 3 ko destroy
wo bhi voice note ke bina

f*ckin’ snitch!
oh aur promotion ke liye dhanywad
album dropping this summer
rest in piss

maa kasam hard nahi chhote
tu to shuru se hi lagta hai naram
makasam palan tod kaise beta
tera kaafi halka hai wajan
maa kasam paanch ki baat kare
par akela maine kiya tujhe khatam
makasam tere munh se
bhaichare wali baatein hoti nahi hazam