khan kaa gyaan

yo listen up dudes and dudettes

here comes the man who’s got it all

the looks, the brains,

the power, the gyaan

khan kaa gyaan

hi main hoon wahi,

jisne kabhi kisi se kaha tha

ki ek garam chai ki

payali ho aur usko pilaane wali ho

wohi jisne kabhi kaha tha

ki tere naam kiya hai,

jeevan apna saara sang

wohi jisne kisi se kaha tha

kabhi kisis ki dulhaniya banogi,

kya mujhse shaadi karogi

mujhse shaadi karoge,

life bana doongi

lekin parde tak to theek hai,

asal mein aa ha

mera gold record hai

ek sawal hai jo jitni baar maine suna hai,

woh duniya mein kisi ne nahin suna hoga

kabh kar rahe ho, kabh kar rahe ho

kabh kar rahe ho, kabh kar rahe ho

kabh kar rahe ho

pehle main ye sawal

sunke bahut chidta tha,

ab main bhidta hoon

koi poochta hai kabh kar rahe ho,

to main poochta hoon ki kab mare

kab marun, kab marun, kab marun

hai marr jaanva gurr kha ke

teri layi ta maran nu vi tyaar aa

tu ik vaari viah ta kar mere naal

yo know bade se bada dude

shaadi ke baad sab jude ho jaata hai

shaadi ke din jo band bajta hai na

woh to sirf shuruwaat hoti hai

hamare saath lagan kar le, maza kar su

really nice, really cool

he’s got it all, he ain’t no fool

really hot and he’s got

lots of style, that ain’t no prime

chori ke aam ka har koi deewana hai

jo pakda gaya woh chor hai

jo bach gaya woh siyana

jiski life mein wife naam ki knife hai

uss se bach ke safe khel chahiye

paise, paise, na na

hai jaha ladki aur ladka ho

wahan ladna to hoga hi na

aur ye aaj ki baat nahi ye to

tab se chala aa raha hai

jab haaua ko kaaua bana ke

aadam ne doosri ki

ore kadam badaya tha

adam of another madam,

adam of another madam

ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahin chalti

wahan uski aank chalti hai

samaj li jiye the wife ghar ki, ghar ki

to apne aap khul jaati nazar ki khidki

khul jaati nazar ki khidki, nazar ki khidki

khul jaati nazar ki khidki

kehte hain ki shaadi ke

pehle mard adhoora hota hai

correct, shaadi ke pehle

mard adhoora hota hai

aur shaadi ke baad finish

ab kya hua lag gaya jhatka jabardast

kab kar rahe ho, na na

aur shaadi ke baad finish

kab kar rahe ho, kab kar rahe ho

karo karo arrey karo.