aelaan lyrics – muhfaad

haan bhai baj rahe hai
haan bhai baj rahe hai

abey saale!

aur pandu kya chal raha hai
bhai baj rahe hai
aage se peechhe se lag rahe hai
kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki
praja wale aaj munh faad ke has rahe hain

pandu kya chal raha hai
bhai baj rahe hai
aage se pichhe se lag rahe hain
kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki
praja wale aaj munh faad ke hass rahe hain
aur pandu kya chal raha hai?

bas bhai daant dikhane se bach rahe hai
maharaj bin smile ke bhi jach rahe hai
chhat gaye bande ab sath mere apne hai
yeh beef karne aaye 5 bachhde hai

krsna hai myth karo janhit
aata nahi wapas jo jaata hai mit
karo scene change dead body karo lit
tum karte raho diss deta jaunga main hits

duniya ye use yaad rakhe jo buniyaad rakhe
marne ke hi baad sabke gann yaad rakhe
sakht launde kis baat ki akad hai tujhe
funsi bane nuniya to shoonya yaad rakhe

main hu shoonya pe sawar zakir khan jaise
patthar dil ki deewaron pe kaan jaise
naram dil phenke khoon mere body mein garam
kalamkaar bhi marega artistan jaise

jitna aag se kheloge failegi
baaki sab samajhdaar hai
main bol chuka pehle bhi
tum 5 ho to 10 baar maarunga
addat bana lo tum sehne ki

naam ka woh pariwar jo khaandan pe pahunche
lagwanunga jeebh se pochhe
funsi pe chadhta nahi cond*m oye chhote
abhi jaake talwon pe chadha lo mauze

ainve main thasse mein bhasade nahi karta
bhasdu to kuchlu main masle nai karta
nastik maain vastaik main muhfaad kalakaar
main geeta kurane nahi padhta

mod ke rakhu jeb mein inki haddiyan flexible
zaleel aaj karunga par beizzati kal
kalamkaar wale chaude jin facts pe
ek ek ke munh mein aa jaayenge test**les

main tere papa ka sudama aake pair dho
khoon karun saaf main hijama, you are fair bro
gora chitta launda hai tu pink color ka
mera topa bhi same to same bro, hi5
teri maar li gayi hai
salaah baap ko de woh bhi marley nahi hai
bars se tu barbie haar gayi photo pe tere haar bhi
topi khud nahi utari wo utari padi hai

ik chhinal thi
shakal leke mr. kaul ki
bolo hathi ghoda paalki
jai ho gourav pal ki

ik chhinal thi
shakal leke mr. kaul ki
bolo hathi ghoda paalki
jai ho gourav pal ki

hare krsna harega raa
arrey bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua
hare krsna harega raa

arrey bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua
hare krsna harega raa

arrey bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua
hare krsna harega raa

2019-2020 ke farak hai facts ginaun
raftaar emiway yaad dilaun
pariwar ye gaya tha tab kahan
charon ko hipe mil gayi ho to sach mein bataun
bhai ke sath laga galat hua zayda
par diss karne ka pehle tha nahi iraada
ye baat to woh khud hi sambhal lenge
bole muhfaad mere liye koyi awaaz nahi uthata

maine socha career gayi bhaad mein
image ki aisi taisi dekh lenge baad mein
yun hi baat chali unke ghar pe mazaak mein
hath dho le tu bhi behti ganga mein sath mein

jiske liye lada usne f nahi diya
maine whatsapp pe massage jab tak nahi kiya
narazgi thi kal aaj dil se afsos
ke muhfaad ne bantai ko diss kyun kiya

aise kisi ko na topi pehnaun
chingari mile jahan aag lagaun
fokat ki hype hai ye beef ka shagun
sab mujhe bhi do aur baatein banao

phir se ab team’ae ye bat rahi hain
inhein lage track pe aa rahi patri hai
phir se wahi galti na ho jaaye
lene se pehle hi pata inhein chhatri hai

maar ke giraun line hai har baar hi brutal hai
tootan mein baithe teri plate mein joothan hai
naabhi mein paon ka angootha phansa dunga
punch maara is baar belt se upar hai

below the belt matlab personal ho jaana
free verse ho ya gaana karun kill main rozana
5 launde ikkathe ye film dostana
dekh ke ek doosre ke sath na so jaana

inke bachchon ki laar latak rahi hai
bade boodhon ki haddi chatak rahi hai
main bol ke maarunga 6 chhakke
inki ball daalne se phat rahi hai

harjas saluja you are just a loser
kar chugli nashediyon sang tu ja
meri mard ki chhaati main bolun munh pe
girebaan mein jhaank mujhe pasand nahi chu chaan

saanpon ko dhoodh pila
wo denge badle mein moot gilaas mein lassi ke
khaasnega khassi se hathi mere sathi
inki tarah maine tujhe kabhi bandha nahi rassi se

diss harjas tujh pe yeh jach raha nahi
body 20 ki akal 16-17 ki
bin painde ke lote abe mote
thi ankit ki dhamki wo khatra nahi

foonkte to sab hain aur foonkna bhi chahiye
neech harkaton pe tookhna bhi chahiye
harjas ne mujhe diss kiya kyun
shayad mujhe iska bhi proof dena chaiye

underpresser hai khiladi captain ne hai maari
usne apne hi player ko dhamki de maari
you are dead agar muhfaad se dosti rakhega
#fixedmatch hai meri jeet ki taiyari

manbhudhiyon ki gyani tu softy sandhu
gourav bole peechhe ho ja saare pandu
100 ke barabar akela hoon main
maa ki kokh se hi faila mera khauf hai gaan

arrey bhai bhai gaali nahi, gaali nahi!

khane wala hoon deserving to gaali bhi jachti
muhawara hai ek hath se taali nahi bajti
tum khake plate mein chhed karke khush
main khaane pe aunga to thaali nahi bajti

main to bhara pada hoon bolo khokhla kaise
doge kitnon ko rokda paise
sach mere sath jaun baukhala kaise
gala mera ek bolo dogla kaise

jeete jee dilon mein maharaj amar mile
chahe bhanwar uthe dharti kaanpe, kabar hile
praza ke hote mujhko kahuf nahi kisi ka
nakaar dena meri maut ki jhoothi khabar mile